Welcome to Crochet Unhinged

If you came here expecting a perfectly polished crochet website where every stitch is flawless and the creator speaks in calm tutorial voices… you're about to be very confused.

This is the real side of crochet.

Here, tutorials aren't staged. Mistakes don't magically disappear during editing. If I miscount stitches, you'll see it. If I have to frog half a row because I got cocky and didn't use stitch markers, congratulations… you're watching that too.

Why? Because that's how people actually learn.

I'm still learning myself, but somewhere along the way I ended up making a ridiculous number of crochet bralettes and crop tops. Enough that I've picked up tricks for stitch counts, shaping, reinforcements, angles, and how to make a top actually sit right on a human body instead of looking like a confused doily.

And none of that is getting gatekept here.

This site is where I share everything:
the good
the bad
the ugly
the "why did I think that would work?" moments

You'll get tutorials, patterns, tips, random yarn experiments, and the occasional moment where I question my life choices while holding a crochet hook.

Also, fair warning: what you see is what you get. The filter is basically nonexistent, which means sometimes what comes out of my mouth surprises even me.

If you're the type who gets easily offended… Facebook is probably waiting for you.

But if you want real crochet, real learning, real mistakes, and real progress, you're in the right place.

Welcome to the chaos.

Welcome to Crochet Unhinged by Brittany Mae Crochet 🧶🔥